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29-Apr-2003 02:58 AM |
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sirius Community member Location: Ukraine
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T'sup, Neo! How about creating a page for the cool stuff/links etc students may found and would like to share? ;) Something like this for example: ================================ AMERICAN PICKUP Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes! 1. Is it hot in here, or is it just you? 2.Excuse me. Do you want to <CENSORED> or should I apologize? 3. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. 4. Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to? 5.Hey babe, how about a pizza and a <CENSORED>? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza? 6.Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice? 7. Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent 8. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? 9.I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there. 10. My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream. 11. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover." 12.NOW, BITCH! 13 Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire. 14 The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to <CENSORED> you on the floor. 15 What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. 16. Hi my name is (your name), did I mention I have a penis. 17. Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down! Боже мой, я думаю что я в тебя влюбился ! А теперь ложись ! 18.Person #1: hey, you wanna do a 68? Person #2: What? Person #1: You go down, and I'll owe you one. 19.Wanna go 50-50 on a rape charge? 20. I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas. 21. Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and <CENSORED> you for glory. 22. Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me! 23. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. 24.Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated. 25.Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room? 26. Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them. 27.Help the homeless. Take me home with you. 28. Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you! 29. I had a friend who used to hand out phone cards that said: "Smile if you want to sleep with me." And watch them try to hold back their laughter. 30. I wonder what our children will look like. 31. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. 32. I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you. 33.Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance? 34. Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne. 35. That dress looks great on you... as a matter of fact, so would I. . If I told you you had a beautiful chest, would you hold it against me? Do you want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy You make my software turn into hardware That's a nice dress... could I talk you out of it? If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together Why don't you come sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? Sex is a killer... want to die happy? I looked up beautiful in the Thesaurus today and your name was included Was your dad a king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you How was heaven when you left? I like your legs so much I'm going to name them. This one is Christmas and this one is New Years. Can I see you in between the holidays? Do you believe in love at first sight... or do I have to walk by again? Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment? Sit on my lap and let's get things straight between us I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for an experience If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? That dress looks good on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning That's a nice smile you've got, it's a shame it's not all you're wearing! I love every bone in your body. Especially mine! You are the reason men fall in love Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? You know you might be asked to leave soon, you're making the other women look bad Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you? Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven? Hey baby, are you wearing space underwear tonight? Because your ass is out of this world! I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand All those curves, and me with no breaks Voulez-vous couchez avec moi ce soir? I hope the word of the day is legs, because I would sure like to spread the word Your daddy must be a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns I know milk does a body good, but DAMN... how much have you been drinking? etc. |
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