Dedicated to all the pacifists at Emory who have greatfully provided their writings to the public through generosity of their squad leader. Transcripted and adapted for ordinary reader by Y2K courtesy of Emory Toilet Service

• A great sadness hath humanised thy soul

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• He only lives who loves his death

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• Ownership is fallacy
  
  • Fine, gimme all your stuff then, you fucking communist

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• He who wishes to br truly born must destroy the world

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• You can't have it both ways. Minimize expectations to avoid being disappointed

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• Suck a European Bison's asshole with Heinz ketchup

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• Co-opted topics are drop-kicked onto cereal boxes with homophonic numbers encumbering their real-life imlications branded and stranded in a sea of hungry ghosts waving like android prosthetic lust archetypes with the amber, wisdom is trans-mogrified into gimmicky, love into lechery, truth into legally turncoat, subtle sagar roaled turn styled treachery. Beat against the bars, blast away the fat from the national ass. So hard when education has been infiltrated, cupped and felt, whored and prostrated to the logo and the dollar. America the obese is a tank fueled by potato chips. Check our absurd methods of irrigation for food plants, check the sqauwking slack crunchy maniacal jittery entropy of our brokered infinite hurd-on inspiring divertisements

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• Save the midgets!

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• Save the four-dicked camel!!!

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• Someone should paint this wall black...

The presenter does not endorse any one of these quotes. All of them are cited exactly as they were seen on the wall of the toilet...