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11-Jun-2001 03:51 PM |
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Epigraph: ...long live the UPenn2 forum...
>>A couple went golfing one day at a very, very >> > exclusive course lined >> > > with >> > > > >>million-dollar homes. On the third tee, the >> > husband cautioned, "Honey, >> > > be >> > > > >>careful when you drive. If we break one of >> > those windows it'll cost us >> > a >> > > > >>fortune to repair." >> > > > >> >> > > > >>Of course, on her next tee she promptly >> > shanked it right through the >> > > > >>window of the biggest house on the course. The >> > husband cringed, "I >> > > warned >> > > > >>you to watch out...now we'll have to go up >> > there and apologize and see >> > > how >> > > > >>much that lousy drive is going to cost." >> > > > >> >> > > > >>They walked up, knocked on the door, and a >> > warm voice said, "Come on >> > > in." >> > > > >> >> > > > >>When they opened the door they saw glass all >> > over the place and a >> > broken >> > > > >>antique bottle lying on its side near the >> > broken window. >> > > > >> >> > > > >>A man reclining on the couch said, "Are you >> > the people that broke the >> > > > >>window?" >> > > > >> >> > > > >>"Uh, yes we are, and we're sure sorry about >> > that," the husband >> > replied. >> > > > >> >> > > > >>"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually, I want >> > to thank you! You see, >> > > I'm >> > > > >>a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle >> > for a thousand years. >> > Now >> > > > >>that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant >> > three wishes. I'll give >> > > you >> > > > >>each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for >> > myself." >> > > > >> >> > > > >>"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He >> > pondered a split second then >> > > > >>blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a >> > year for the rest of my >> > > life." >> > > > >> >> > > > >>"No problem, you've got it, it's the least I >> > can do. And now you, >> > young >> > > > >>lady, what do you want?" the genie asked >> > looking at the wife. >> > > > >> >> > > > >>"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with >> > servants in every >> > country >> > > > >>in the world," she said. >> > > > >> >> > > > >>"Consider it done." the genie said. >> > > > >> >> > > > >>"And now," they both asked the genie in >> > unison, "What's your wish, >> > > genie?" >> > > > >> >> > > > >>"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle >> > and haven't been with a >> > > > >>woman in a thousand years, my wish is to have >> > sex with your wife." >> > > > >> >> > > > >>The husband looked at this wife and said, >> > "Gee, honey, you know we >> > both >> > > > >>now have a fortune, and all those houses. What >> > do you think?" >> > > > >> >> > > > >>She mulled it over for a few moments and said, >> > "You know, you're >> > right. >> > > > >>Considering all that, I guess I wouldn't >> > mind." >> > > > >> >> > > > >>The genie and the woman went upstairs where he >> > ravished her for the >> > rest >> > > > >>of the afternoon. >> > > > >> >> > > > >>Both satisfied each other repeatedly, and >> > afterwards, as the genie >> > > rolled >> > > > >>over he looked at the wife and asked, "Tell >> > me, how old are you and >> > your >> > > > >>husband?" >> > > > >> >> > > > >>"Why, we're both 35," she responded >> > breathlessly. >> > > > >> >> > > > >>"No shit! Thirty-five years old and both you >> > idiots still believe in >> > > > >>genies? [Brat3: University of Pennsylvania II] |
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